do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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