have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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