Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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