we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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