i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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