i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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