I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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