Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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