I don't remember. Are we still dating?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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