Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Soap is not a condiment
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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