White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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