Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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