I feel like abortions should bother me more
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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