You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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