the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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