Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Randomize