drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
