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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
how bad is she
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HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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