big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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