piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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