I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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