Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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