Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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