super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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