It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.