normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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