Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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