I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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