I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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