He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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