Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
there was a trapeze. enough said
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Randomize
