Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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