I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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