so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Green mimosas i think yes
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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