quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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