Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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