And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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