marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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