He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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