We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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