Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Randomize
