She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He? As in you personified your dick?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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