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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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