Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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