thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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