Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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