I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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