Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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