Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize