Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it glows. i had to have it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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