Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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