Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
"it" just moved
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
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