I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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