A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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