Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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