is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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