Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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